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歌名 funny honey
歌手 Chicago
专辑 Chicago
歌词 Renee Zellweger, John C. Reilly, Colm Feore, Taye Diggs

For her first number, Mrs. Roxie Hart would like to sing a song of love and devotion, dedicated to her dear husband, Amos.

[ROXIE]
Sometime´s I´m right
Sometime´s I´m wrong
But he doesn´t care
He´ll string along
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

Sometime´s I´m down
Sometime´s I´m up
But he follows ´round
Like some droopy-eyed pup
He love me so
That funny honey of mine

He ain´t no sheik
That´s no great physique
And Lord knows, he ain´t got the smarts

But look at that soul
I tell you, the whole
Is a whole lot greater than
The sum of his parts

And if you knew him like me
I know you´d agree
What if the world
Slandered my name?
Why, he´d be right there
Taking the blame

He loves me so
And it all suits me fine
That funny, sunny, honey
Hubby of mine

[AMOS (Spoken)]
I mean supposin´, just supposin´, he had violated
her or somethin´...you know what I mean...
viloated?

[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
I know what you mean...

[AMOS (Spoken)]
...or somethin´. Think how terrible that would have been.
It´s a good thing I came home from work on time, I´m tellin´ ya that! I say I´m tellin´ ya that!

[ROXIE]
He loves me so
That funny honey of mine

[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
Name of deceased... Fred Casely.

[AMOS (Spoken)]
Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar?
My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture!
He gave us 10 percent off

[ROXIE]
Lord knows he ain´t got the smarts

[AMOS (Spoken)]
You told me he was a burglar!

[FOGARTY (Spoken)]
You mean he was dead when you got home?

[AMOS (Spoken)]
She had him covered with a sheet and she´s tellin´
me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and how I ought to say I did it ´cause I was sure to get off. "Help me, Amos" she says it´s my goddamn hour of needs.

[ROXIE]
Now, he shot off his trap
I can´t stand that sap

Look at him go
Rattin´ on me
With just one more brain
What a half-wit he´d be

If they string me up
I´ll know who
Brought the twine

That scummy, crummy
Dummy hubby of mine!

[AMOS (Spoken)]
And I believed her!
That cheap little tramp.
So, she´s two-timing me, huh?
Well I´m through for protecting her now,
she can swing for all I care.
Boy, I´m down at the garage,
Working my butt off fourteen hours a day
and she´s up mucnhin´ on bon bons
and tramping around like some goddamn floozy.
Thought you could pull a war by
I wasn´t born yet
I tell you there´s something a man just can´t take
This time she pushed me too far.
That little chiseler.
Boy, what a sap I was!