歌名 | funny honey |
歌手 | Chicago |
专辑 | Chicago |
歌词 | Renee Zellweger, John C. Reilly, Colm Feore, Taye Diggs For her first number, Mrs. Roxie Hart would like to sing a song of love and devotion, dedicated to her dear husband, Amos. [ROXIE] Sometime´s I´m right Sometime´s I´m wrong But he doesn´t care He´ll string along He loves me so That funny honey of mine Sometime´s I´m down Sometime´s I´m up But he follows ´round Like some droopy-eyed pup He love me so That funny honey of mine He ain´t no sheik That´s no great physique And Lord knows, he ain´t got the smarts But look at that soul I tell you, the whole Is a whole lot greater than The sum of his parts And if you knew him like me I know you´d agree What if the world Slandered my name? Why, he´d be right there Taking the blame He loves me so And it all suits me fine That funny, sunny, honey Hubby of mine [AMOS (Spoken)] I mean supposin´, just supposin´, he had violated her or somethin´...you know what I mean... viloated? [FOGARTY (Spoken)] I know what you mean... [AMOS (Spoken)] ...or somethin´. Think how terrible that would have been. It´s a good thing I came home from work on time, I´m tellin´ ya that! I say I´m tellin´ ya that! [ROXIE] He loves me so That funny honey of mine [FOGARTY (Spoken)] Name of deceased... Fred Casely. [AMOS (Spoken)] Fred Casely. How could he be a burglar? My wife knows him! He sold us our furniture! He gave us 10 percent off [ROXIE] Lord knows he ain´t got the smarts [AMOS (Spoken)] You told me he was a burglar! [FOGARTY (Spoken)] You mean he was dead when you got home? [AMOS (Spoken)] She had him covered with a sheet and she´s tellin´ me that cock and bull story abou this burglar, and how I ought to say I did it ´cause I was sure to get off. "Help me, Amos" she says it´s my goddamn hour of needs. [ROXIE] Now, he shot off his trap I can´t stand that sap Look at him go Rattin´ on me With just one more brain What a half-wit he´d be If they string me up I´ll know who Brought the twine That scummy, crummy Dummy hubby of mine! [AMOS (Spoken)] And I believed her! That cheap little tramp. So, she´s two-timing me, huh? Well I´m through for protecting her now, she can swing for all I care. Boy, I´m down at the garage, Working my butt off fourteen hours a day and she´s up mucnhin´ on bon bons and tramping around like some goddamn floozy. Thought you could pull a war by I wasn´t born yet I tell you there´s something a man just can´t take This time she pushed me too far. That little chiseler. Boy, what a sap I was! |